Ryan: I'm leaving the band
Brendon: i came out to have a good time tonight and honestly i'm feeling so attacked right now

sliceofbri:

guys this super cute black girl came in my store with big, beautiful, natural hair and she was showing off her new red dress and i told her “you look so beautiful, just like annie!” and she and her mom didn’t know about the new movie coming out so i showed her the trailer and she said “mommy she looks just like me!” and her smile was so fucking huge

don’t tell me representation isn’t important

Her case! Come on, where is her case? Did she eat it?

theraggedyhipster:

SHERLOCK THESE ARE NOT THE WORST THINGS ABOUT LIVING WITH YOU

dex5m:

THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR - Official “North Wind Headquarters” SDCC Movie Clip

londonphile:

Penguins of Madagascar stars Benedict Cumberbatch and John Malkovich and directors Eric Darnell and Simon J. Smith explained how they prepared for their roles and what it’s like creating an animated film.

If My Dog Could Talk
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog: WHERE GO
Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog: I COME TOO
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: I need to open this door.
Dog: I HALP
Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog: I HALP
Me: Sigh.
Dog: WHERE GOING
Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: Sure.
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No please don't you are-
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No there's no room and-
Dog: LAP
Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog: RIGHT HERE
Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I AM
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me: .......
schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!
lonewolfstark:

shingeki-no-mass-effect:

Please don’t judge me we’re not used to nice weather

Irish heat wave 2k14 *combusts*

lonewolfstark:

shingeki-no-mass-effect:

Please don’t judge me we’re not used to nice weather

Irish heat wave 2k14 *combusts*

lamefriend:

STOP IT